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Risus · May 07, 2008, 09:10 PM // 21:10

Ah, I remember when people say, use a Silver Armor build. I'm just like, WTF is Silver Armor just to screw with them, they start ranting about how I'm a noob because I don't know what "Silver Armor" is in alliance chat bringing up to 45 messages/min, then I say its SLIVER armor, then they go silent immediately. PWND =P

Or going into a major trade city like Spamadan and seeing noobs spamming in All channel, Buying monk tombs 100gp each. I always message them telling them that characters res in GW

But funniest ever was when a noob W/Mo had I'd seen trying to get a group in Hell's Precipice for over an hour, I be nice and let him come with me, we kill Lich when he's not on bloodstone so he respawns, warrior cusses out the game, me, my friend then rage quits right before we kill him to finish

Then I PM him to make fun of him he says he screened and reported me for scamming LOL, and he said I couldn't find him because he teleported to Lions City. Hate to do it, but he is ubernub from the country of Nubia.

Hyper.nl · May 08, 2008, 06:53 AM // 06:53

Sometimes when I take my MM hero with me on missions, the minion army attacked the NPC's in the cinematics. That's looked quite weird.

Just.nl · May 08, 2008, 07:01 AM // 07:01

That from me was in AB. I was kurzick ofcourse

and i was mesmer.. i had backfire with me. Then came a monk and he thought he was good

He spammed his heal skills more then you can spam flare

i used backfire and he died within 3 seconds.. and he spammed lots of times so when i meeted him backfire.. *poof* *poof* *poof* *poof* dead.. and he said i was a haxxor

first he had low health i used backfire andhe used cure hex

he died because of backfire when he wanted to remove is

That was the best AB for me ever and ever!

Mr Volsung · Jul 31, 2008, 05:49 PM // 17:49

I was playing orders in the tombs once, and the monk pitched a fit because I kept casting orders "on him" and he didn't need them.

Jarretth25 · Aug 02, 2008, 03:45 AM // 03:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by mazik

I have nothing but fun playing with my guild, but a lot of it has to do with inside jokes, so perhaps you would not find them quite as amusing.

However, I did kill myself laughing the first time I went trhough Nightfall and I was with a guildie. The first time he called "I'm attacking a Corsair Seamen!" I killed myself laughing. Kind of immature, I know....but I couldn't help it

OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS LOL.

As for me i got a perfect celestial blade and i merched it lol

BBG345 · Aug 02, 2008, 05:37 AM // 05:37

Probably when, I was doing a FoW clear with my guild, and well.

I left for about 10-20 minuites just to wash my hair with Cocanut Shampoo ^^

Chicken of the Seas · Aug 02, 2008, 06:06 AM // 06:06

Its always funny to me when the cut scenes glitch and the party leader's voice ends up being of the opposite gender...Never gets old!

Lady Raenef · Aug 02, 2008, 08:09 AM // 08:09

Recently in the RA, I had a monk who was on my team who believed that tattoo armor meant he took more damage. He died in two hits. Needless to say, he wasn't joking. There was more to it, but this was all I needed to get my reminder lulz.

Skyy High · Aug 02, 2008, 01:51 PM // 13:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Raenef

Recently in the RA, I had a monk who was on my team who believed that tattoo armor meant he took more damage. He died in two hits. Needless to say, he wasn't joking. There was more to it, but this was all I needed to get my reminder lulz.

Admittedly, that used to be true. Tats were the +energy armor, and other armors had various +armor mods.

Lishy · Aug 02, 2008, 06:21 PM // 18:21

Every freaking cut scene of Factions:
Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Cum!Come!Come!

Master Togo and Faction's bad script is definitely the funniest

I also remember fighting a guy in RA. I was a monk with dash and he kept calling us runners. So I whispered him "Sore loser" and he kept coming up with the most n00bish responses like "Sore runner"
He said that I should not run and fight him like a man (Healers!= Tanks?!?!)
Eventually I stopped joking around with the n00btard and recommended him professions so people wont "run" and discussed strategies from him to use. But he kept acting like a n00btard and I put him on ignore >_>

BadgerznPie · Aug 02, 2008, 10:08 PM // 22:08

A long time ago some guy that I was running asked me what my armor was, I said elite platemail, and he refused to believe that it was and got mad.

Also, when my friend said he once had a crystalline drop for him in Ascalon , we had a huge, hour-long argument until he finally came to the conclusion that someone had dropped the pre-searing sword with the skin on the ground and he had picked it up

dont feel no pain · Aug 03, 2008, 02:51 AM // 02:51

When the market system crashed and everything became 100g..... and then the roll back... LOL

Sir Seifus Halbred · Aug 03, 2008, 04:06 AM // 04:06

This actually happened to me a few weeks ago. I was in LA when I got whisped by a random person asking what armor I had on.

I replied telling him it was Elite Sunspear. He then called me a noob saying how Elite Sunspear was bad and 15k Sunspear was better.

[DE] · Aug 03, 2008, 04:25 AM // 04:25

I was in AB and a ranger thought he was so clever to run me all the way back into his base so that the Defender killed me.

The only problem was that he ran into the wrong base

Kusandaa · Aug 03, 2008, 01:02 PM // 13:02

May not seem funny, but my best times in these games were doing something insanely stupid, like pretending to be a girl when some guy wanted to cyber with me. I eventually got him to come on Ventrilo... where 9 other people were - 8 guys, 1 girl. I really, really wish I had seen his face... (see it's really immature but it was horribly funny...).

But the funniest thing I've seen was a guy who argued with me for over an hour in ToA, who was extremely offended by my presence on the game (and he was dead serious). Some other people were talking about perma sins and a random dude sent a formula in the chat.

Random guy #1: 2x6x8x(7232927x622+123^907/895)+26+9+0x9(64547)...
Random guy #2: Is the number of perma sins born every minute?
Lol's and such in local chat.
Guy who I'm arguing with: im offneded by ur offendde cuz im offnedde byr ur presence = 0.

Don't think I've laughed that hard over Ventrilo. Ever. I really tried coming up with the typos he made... it's a "you had to be there" moment. Really, really wish I had screenshots of that. He kept on going on how he was cool 'cause he sold drugs, but what amazes me more is that he was serious about it all. I even got death threats for being online - I'm not kidding.

I get a kick outta idiocy...

Rocky Raccoon · Aug 03, 2008, 02:46 PM // 14:46

I was doing AB(kurzick) and we were in the canyon. A guild team of newbies were ranting as loosely quoted.
Newb 1 "Where is everbody?"
Newb 2 "WTF"
Newb 1 "We are the only ones"
Newb 2 "WTF"
Newb 1 "We are going to lose."

Newb 1 has left the game
Newb 2 has left the game

The fun part of the whole thing was that no one said a word to them, we just let them rant.

wtfisgoingon · Aug 03, 2008, 02:48 PM // 14:48

"NOOB RUNNER"
"RUN NUB SIN RUN"
"FIGHT LIKE A MAN, DONT BE PUSSY NOOB"

30 sec later, my skills are recharged and hp + energy regen, his skills are still recharging, i shadow step to the moron and kill retard barking out "RUNNER RUN RUN RUN"

Abedeus · Aug 03, 2008, 02:53 PM // 14:53

When me and my guildies were running 6x e/a starburster + 2 monk backline before NF (1 rc monk + 1 blessed light), we met... kinda noobish teams. It was the old Capture the Altar map, where 3 teams run out with rez orbs to the altar, cap and fight for few minutes. So we took out orb, ran out... They are waiting, nobody is going to the altar. They didn't even took orbs. So 1 starburster took one orb, the other starburster took one too... And I've got a pretty screenshot where 3 people hold orbs and after 2 minutes other teams noticed ,,WHY WE DONT HAVE ORBS?!''.

We won, but we were laughing so hard for like 10 minutes that we lost next battle ;p

JupiterStarWarrior · Aug 03, 2008, 03:23 PM // 15:23

One of the funniest moments happened when my guild- and alliance-mates helped me (and/or someone else) get to Tahnakai Temple, but I don't remember much of it. We were pretty much harassing the NPCs; I don't remember much about it, but I do remember that I was laughing pretty hard, though.

However, another funny moment happened just last night when we were Vanquishing Lahtenda Bog. We were both pretty tired, and ear the end of our Vanquishing, my guild-mate's Monk has died. And I told him that his Monk had died. I told him this in a nonchalant way. He responds, in the same way, "Yup. That's obvious."

Then, MY Monk died. He tells me, in the same way I told him, that my Monk died.

"Yup," I responded, without a care in the world, "that's obvious."

During this time, his Monk was resurrected, but had then died shortly after that.

"Your Monk died." I told him, as if the world wasn't going to end.

He replied, much the same way, "Yup. That's obvious."

For some reason, I just cracked up.

>_>

Xunlai Guru Agent · Aug 03, 2008, 03:50 PM // 15:50

Halloween 2005 .